“Only one thing's unassailable” he muttered… “Pink Floyd” (ooh babe lovely in his head). Everything else so far today is deeply annoying: TD AmeriTrade's bearded spokesman prattles on about investing… “smug pudhawker”. And mustachioed Wayne Carini is having a full body orgasm over his latest barn find… “puerile tallywanker”. “The promise of bullshit”. He put them away (ooh, ah).