This limerick was written for the `Bring Your Limericks To Limerick` competition to be held in Limerick, Ireland where I intended reading it in the final (if I made it) Unfortunately the contest itself became a victim of Covit so I was left with a bawdy limerick which was now homeless. Will you find it a home and let it express the pent-up frustration felt by the population of every nation? MY COVIT REVENGE WHEN COVIT NEARLY BROKE OUR HEARTS I WONDERED, `HOW CAN I PLAY MY PART`? SO I STALKED THAT DEMON UNDER COVER, CREPT UP ON THE CONTAGIOUS BUGGER, BENT DOWN AND SNUFFED HIM - WITH A FART !