The Gina Chronicles

Episode 2: Working Out Gina wakes up the next day slouched over in the arm chair she fell asleep in after late night binging on Anthony Bourdain's show and Doritos. Groggy and her stomach feeling like a pound of lead is sitting in it she eyes the EMPTY Doritos bag stuck between her thigh and the side of the chair. Nothing but a few small crumbs left. Well actually crumbs everywhere and even has a Dorito stuck to her forehead. Gina: Awww crap, Yup I did it. Zero self control. This is all Claudio's fault. She gets up to clean up the mess she's made (fingers still orange from the chips) and knows what the start of this day brings…dieting and working off that huge bag of Doritos she's killed the night before. But first…a nap. We next see Gina waking up in bed crusty knowing what lies ahead. She gets up washes her face and makes her way out to the kitchen and makes a smoothie and a coffee. Gina: Ok today is a new day. See it's already a good day, I've go my smoothie and next, working out. Cut to Gina changing into her workout clothes, cursing this next task too. Gina: Gah, I hate working out. This is bull shit. Fuck you 45. There was a time when I could eat anything I wanted. My mind says 29 but my body is screaming 45 grrrrr. Fucking 45. She goes to the living room to begin her workout but decides to check Facebook quickly before she gets down to fat burning. Opens up her computer and clicks on Facebook. After a few scans of the newsfeed she starts watching some clips people have posted about cute toddlers reenacting scenes from Frozen. Gina: Awww that's so sweet. And smart. These little cuties are savants. How many times have they watched this movie? And how old are they? They can't be more than 2. That's crazy! And some parent is gonna make shit loads of money off these kids cause they posted it on youtube and now it's gone viral. Jesus is everyone making money from youtube??? Whoaaaahhhh it's been viewed 40 million times? How the fuck? That's crazy! Shared 700K?? I gotta get in on this shit. My life is funny right?? I mean who does the things I do? I need my own show. Im 45, these little twerps are not even 2…I gotta get in on this and fast. Annnnnd I gotta get off of Facebook and go workout. Fuck you 45. Cut to Gina setting up her workout on her ancient tv/dvd combo. Cut to shot of Shawn T's Hip Hop Abs. Gina: Ok, here we go. I'll show you 45. 45 THIS!!(and she goes about working out).

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